Its that time of year that we celebrate my Mom’s birth and give her a themed party.
In case you couldn’t tell, this year’s theme was 🌟Medieval Unicorn Tapestry🌟 🥰
(poll) a legitimate question ive had for years: If you’re over 25, how do you state your age on social media? bonus points if you say why in the tags
just whatever age i am. ( [name] | [age] | other detail i want to share)
i say 20’s bc i’m embarrassed to be old on this website
i say 20’s to remain Hip To My Fellow Kids
i don’t state my age for a reason i will mention in the tags
another reason op of this poll has not thought of (plz elaborate)
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The bots are evolving
Oh boy, I can’t wait to go to goncharov dot gonch dot rus dot com dot jp dot co dot uk dot io dot ca!
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i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
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I know why people love it and I respect it but I can’t get behind the “he hates everyone but you” trope. Why would I date someone who doesn’t like my friends. My friends slay.
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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They’re not very good yet, but I’m trying to improve my scents of humor.
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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
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